Superhero Support Group Part 9 No More Hairballs free funny one act stage play script for actors

What about you Dogboy?

Doug.  My name is Doug.

So how is life... Doug?

It's been better.  It's not perfect but it's been better.  I'm not living in my parent's basement anymore.  I have a job.  Not a great job but I feel good taking care of myself.  I got so wrapped up in helping others I wasn't helping myself, but now I am.  And I feel better and people are treating me better too.

Must be nice.

But I thought you were happy going to the beach, surfing... no more hairballs?

But I can't swim.  Nearly drowned.  And when I did learn to swim... there was this shark.  Catchick would have had that shark for lunch but as Sissy Jones, I was nearly eaten.

Sissy?

Yes, my real name is Sissy.  I hate it.

My real name is Marvin.  The name Marvin strikes fear in no one.

So you both miss being Supers?

I miss being special.

Then be super again.

You're still hiding?

I'm trying to bring down the doctor and her evil plan to rid the world of Supers.

But we're not Supers.  We're all a bunch of nut jobs.

That's what she wants you to think.

Thank you all for coming to the support group today.  We'll meet out here today.  Have a seat everyone. I want to all talk together so we can help each other.

Please join us, Jack.

Jack?  Dang... cool name.

I am the Shade!

Jack here hasn't been through the same therapy as the rest of you.  You have to be willing to change for the therapy to work, but I was hoping if he saw how well the rest of you were doing, then he'd be convinced this is for the best.

You'll never defeat me, Doctor.  Never!

Then you won't mind sitting and listening if you have nothing to fear.

Fear?  I'm not afraid.

Prove it.  Sit.