"A Little Private Education"
PART 3 - 2 male 1 female
PART 3 - 2 male 1 female
LUKE
No kidding. Where did he go anyway? Back to his office? If it takes him this long to get his tools, I can't imagine how long it will take to fix a toilet.
PLUM
(Enters)
I'm back.
LUKE
It's a miracle.
(PEG hits him)
Did you get lost?
PLUM
No. I had someone call me on my car phone.
LUKE
I hope you charged him for the time and not me.
PEG
(Pushes LUKE out of the way)
Hi, my name's Peg.
PLUM
Nice to meet you.
PEG
I'm Luke's sister.
PLUM
Really nice to meet you.
LUKE
Can you get to work please?
PLUM
(Starts going DL)
Let's see.
LUKE
Wrong way. It's up there.
PLUM
Right.
(Exits U)
PEG
(Looks into bathroom)
He is so cute.
(Waves)
LUKE
If you don't leave him alone, I'm sending you the bill.
PEG
No ring. Must be single.
LUKE
He probably lost it down someone's sink.
PEG
So you think he's married?
LUKE
He must be single. He mentioned he had romantic intentions to me.
PEG
Romantic? With you?
LUKE
Not with me. He said he was looking for some today.
PEG
Oh, good. I was worried there. It seems like all the good men are married or gay.
LUKE
Thanks.
PEG
Or they're your brother.
LUKE
Too late. I'm already insulted.
PLUM
(Comes out)
Brought up the wrong tools. Be right back.
(Exits R)
LUKE
There's another hour of nothing. Is he intentionally dragging this out or is it just me?
PEG
Maybe he's trying to get a good look at me.
LUKE
Maybe he's trying to get more money.
PEG
I wonder if he needs some help.
LUKE
- ISBN-13: 978-1532853111