Witches vs Princesses by D. M. Larson
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ACT 1 SCENE 2 (Carey POTTER is the next witch setting her trap) POTTER Welcome all of you to the Potter School of Wizardy Stuff. DRAKO Hey where's Potter? POTTER I am Potter. DRAKO No you're not. POTTER Yes that's me Carey Potter. BELLA That's false advertising. POTTER No it's not - it's the Potter school and my last name is Potter. DRAKO Let's go. LUNA Yeah. POTTER No wait - you want to meet Harry or you wanna learn magic? (They look at each other) BELLA We wanna meet Harry. POTTER Wait. You can use magic to make Harry appear... or any other celebrity... (names some currently popular celebrities) LUNA That sounds cool. DRAKO Sign me up! POTTER Now here are your wands... (Stops DRAKO from waving it around) Careful those are loaded... (DRAKO is picking his nose with his wand) And no nose picking - you'll turn yourself into a toad or something. LUNA There's too many rules. This is no fun. BELLA What happens if I wave my wand like this?! (DRAKO and LUNA freeze) POTTER That happens. BELLA This is fun. (BELLA arranges them in silly poses) POTTER You done? BELLA Almost (Does one last silly thing) BELLA Done. POTTER Wave your wand in reverse and unfreeze them. (She does and she laughs) DRAKO What happened? BELLA Magic! POTTER You have a talent my dear. BELLA Why thank you. DRAKO Did you do real magic? BELLA I did. LUNA That is so cool. My turn. (LUNA waves her wand around like crazy but nothing happens) DRAKO Maybe yours is broken. POTTER It takes patience and practice... Or incredible luck like her. DRAKO So how do we start? POTTER You get a penny and wave your wand like this and say "penny for your thoughts" and turn it in to gold. DRAKO Gold?! LUNA Sounds good to me. POTTER Go home. Get a penny and then bring me back some gold. DRAKO Couldn't we lie and say we did it and bring you some gold? POTTER That works for me. BELLA "Penny for your thoughts" It didn't work. POTTER You will need to practice on this one then. BELLA Pooh. POTTER Or you can try the phrase "the buck stops here." LUNA "The buck stops here" ...nope. POTTER Or "money money money". DRAKO "Money money money" Ah man - no luck. POTTER Keep practicing. LUNA Let's see you do it. DRAKO Yeah. POTTER It's never good to overuse a spell. And I have plenty of gold. LUNA I could never have enough gold. BELLA How much gold do you have? POTTER Lots... All thanks to this spell. DRAKO We have to keep practicing. POTTER And after you learn that one, I will teach you one that turns coal to diamonds. LUNA Really?! Tell me tell me tell me! POTTER Gold first, then diamonds - go home and practice - practice makes perfect you know - keep waving those wands and making magic! (They go...) POTTER They have fallen right in to my trap... (Evil laugh) END OF SCENE WvP Act 1 Scene 1 WvP Act 1 Scene 2 WvP Act 1 Scene 3 WvP Act 2 Scene 1 WvP Act 2 Scene 2 WvP Act 2 Scene 3 Purchase a low cost PDF of this play at CurrClick.com |