OPERATION REDNECK
by
D. M. Larson
Copyright (c) 2003
All Rights Reserved
For permission to perform the play, contact doug@freedrama.net
Cast of Characters
JULIE: A small town girl with big town dreams
TINA: Airhead small town girl
BETH: Cranky friend of JULIE and TINA
JJ: Redneck boyfriend of TINA
JACOB: JULIE's big town boyfriend
PA: JULIE's cantankerous father
"Operation Redneck, a theatre production about the life and excitement of southern life and teaching a city boy how to act country. Be ready for a roaring good time." Genesius Guild, Hammond, Indiana
"Operation Redneck" is a full length comedy stage play for 6 actors (3 men and 3 women).
"Operation Redneck, a theatre production about the life and excitement of southern life and teaching a city boy how to act country. Be ready for a roaring good time." Genesius Guild, Hammond, Indiana
"Operation Redneck" is a full length comedy stage play for 6 actors (3 men and 3 women).
OR
Below is an adapted monologue from the script:
“GREENIE (THE LAST LIBERAL)”
“GREENIE (THE LAST LIBERAL)”
TINA: Now wait a minute. You know how narrow minded people here can be. Well... your Greenie boyfriend doesn't go to church. And Your Grandpa's a minister. Your boyfriend thinks all hunters should be shot. Isn't your dad a big game hunter? And your boyfriend doesn't want to have any kids. He thinks the Earth is way too overpopulated? Doesn't your Grandmother hold the town record for giving birth to the most kids? They have a picture of her at the maternity ward in town. This is bad. The last liberal who came to town nearly got themselves killed. Remember when your cousin Earl brought home that girl from California? She had her armpit hair braided! She did! JJ said he saw it. And she chained herself to the local Steak in the Rough BBQ and refused to leave until they served salads. You know what happened to her? She got run over by a garbage truck. Did so, ran right over her foot. It's not safe for them greenies here. You better tell your boyfriend not to come.